2 definitions by dick flavored ass
by dick flavored ass September 05, 2019
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when you paint your dick red, white, and blue then before the paint dries, your put on metal claws to resemble talons of an eagal then then jack off using the wet paint as lube.
dude. Why do you have scars on your dick
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
90 year old man: back in 1972 me and my friends did the all american handjob, too bad all of them died
by dick flavored ass September 05, 2019
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