Stormcore

Nightcore-style music, as made by a lonely teenage girl at boarding school.

Are you listening to nightcore?
No, Stormcore. But kinda the same thing

by Stormcore May 12, 2014

storecerer

A flattering euphemism for a clerk. A shop-dwelling peon, particularly one whose interests include magic, fantasy or science fiction.

Comic Shop Patron #1 (to the Comic Shop Clerk): I see you've acquired a signed copy of "David Boring", you are quite the storecerer.

Game Shop Patron #1 (to the Game Shop Clerk): Glad to see you've purged the shop of all D&D versions greater than or equal to 3.5.
Game Shop Clerk: I think it's what The Gygax would've wanted.
Game Shop Patron #2: You, sir, are a mighty storecerer!

by Quux February 24, 2011

Stormworks

VERB

1) To not work properly for absolutely no reason.

2) To not follow the laws of something already understood to work or be true.

3) To go cause a glitch making the game or the subject go haywire, or crash, at any random moment.

1) "The engine is stormworksing. I set everything up the way it should be and it won't work."

2) "This design works every other time, so why isn't it working this time?"

3) "Sh*t! The game is stormworksing again!"

by Balmont Strand November 6, 2021

Peter Stormare

Grim-looking Swedish actor, born 1953, with a waaay wicked sense of humour. Has starred as hitman Gaear Grimsrud in Fargo, porn star Karl Hungus in The Big Lebowski, eye transplant doctor Solomon Eddie in Minority Report, Ernst Roehm in Hitler: The Rise of Evil and Satan in Constantine. Has also done a truly unforgettable series of adverts for Volkswagen (Unpimp my Auto). Film, stage, voice and television actor, theatrical director, musician and playwright. All round rare auld character.

Can't wait to see what Peter Stormare does next.

by Fearman December 26, 2007

stormworknaut

A person who has achieved over 1500 hours on the multiplayer game called "Stormworks" this achievement is seldom done and can lead to severe mental exhaustion, frustration, and potential other side effects due to the unstable, and aggregating nature of the game.

Hey did you hear that Joe became a stormworknaut today?

by GruberVonOtto June 5, 2023

Peter Stormare

Verb referring to the act of cutting off two toes.

Also a very famous Swedish actor, starring in Prison Break, Minority Report, Chocolat, Armageddon and Wind Talkers.

- Do you want me to Peter Stormare you?
- No! Please, no! My two toes are too valuable!

by Xschtar February 6, 2006

stormfree

Stormfree, or storm free occurs usually on weekend evenings. For high school students it means that the parents are gone and a huge open house party is going to start.

For college students it means: Roommate is gone and girl(s) can come over to play some games, i.e. chess or taboo. Any kinds of games.
In all cases, stormfree is always when the room or house is empty and the lucky person can do whatever he/she wants to do. Smart people save some activities for stormfree nights.

Person 1: Wanna come over? I got stormfree!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You don't know??? That's the better way of saying fucking "free crib", "coast is clear" or shit like that.
Person 2: Ohh, now that's what we are talkin about, dawg.
Person 1: You got it son, invite some chicks and we get it goin.
Person 2: No problem, we'll be there in 1 hour. Peace out!

by Dual1ty October 25, 2009