Storiage

Number of stories, experiences one can possibly tell

All tables fear Jack's storiage.

by John Embrodiro August 19, 2019

Stormageddon

The dark lord of all. Known as "Alfie" by mortals.

Demons run when Stormageddon smiles.

by Rebochan October 10, 2011

Willy Storage Facility

A vaginal cavity.

Labby saw the beauty of the man before her and said to Genny, "I want him inside my willy storage facility! I just want him to electrocunt me."

by BeeGeeIsItWindy August 19, 2018

getting stuff from storage

Workplace euphemism for taking a dump.

Boss: Where they hell were you for 20mins?

Slacker employee: Was getting stuff from storage...

by really annoyed February 4, 2010

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes

Store in a cool place(50F to 60F). Lower temperatures may cause chilling injury. Pantries, basements or garages can provide a cool place during most of the year. Non-insulated garages may be too warm in the summer and too cold during winter.
Allways treat tomatos with care and respect. Report any suspicious tomatoe related behaviour to either The British Tomato Growers' Association or the California Tomato Commission
"A tomato is not just for christmas; its for many other occasions including, but not exclusive to:
Easter
Jack Daniels birthday
Pre-pub fridge raid...day....?

Correct storage temperatures for ripe tomatoes - troubling times lye ahead for tomatos stored under incorrect temperatures......... indeed

by Funk Master Slam August 29, 2006

Cold Storage

The attic area above the Gym at Cannon School in North Carolina that is used for PAT Storage, Theater Company Storage, Sports storage, and, well... "other things"

"Im gonna go throw the plaster donkey head in Cold Storage. Can I have the key?"

by sbeakn' April 22, 2009

step storage

When the occupants of an apartment on a higher floor with steps leading to the door, stores many things on their steps as though its temporary, however the habits become permanent and unsafe. Usually consisting of shoes, umbrellas, bookbags, toys, groceries, etc.

Person1: Need help with those bags?
Person2: Sure , just bring them upstairs
Person1: Uh I would but all your damned step storage is in the way

by nypaliguy September 9, 2009