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sloppy grilled cheese 

When a person vomits and it dries up the they poop on it then that dries then they vomit on it again then eat it again
Dad:Man I love my sloppy grilled cheese

Son:so do I
Dad:...

The Sloppy Whopper with Cheese 

this is where you find a friend who is eating a burger, and try to stick your penis inside their burger when they put it down, in an attempt to make them bite your penis. rarely works, but is a very nice site to see.
John Alllllmost got me with the sloppy whopper with cheese! i would have bit his dick clean off.

sloppy slutburger with cheese 

Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.
Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026