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Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.
Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,
by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019
Get the cheddar foot mug.Cuntburger with cheese: A female that is above average expectations of an ordinary cunt or cuntburger; its that rare gem, hardly ever witnessed by two people, usually observed by one person : a phenomenon in which a female is menstruating, PMS’ing, is a bona fide cunt, but has a yeast infection.
“Damn, my brother’s wife is a regular fuck’n cuntburger with cheese, treating my brother like a slave.”
by BeanTownBeanery January 29, 2021
Get the cuntburger with cheese mug.A sloppy slutburger is that kind of slut that does a dirty dick to a guy, but in this case the slut is rushing off to her next fuck and forgets to wipe the spent jism in her cunt, and the next guy eats her out and thinks she’s cum’n on his face.
Damn! It’s the second time she served me a sloppy slutburger, I had it tested for sperm and it tested positive!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
Get the sloppy slutburger mug.Sloppy slutburger w/cheese: a female who just finished sex w/jism in her twat, rushes out the door to her next dicking session without cleaning up the jizm in her, but has developed a yeast infection from not cleaning up spent jiz, some men are known as a sloppy slutburger w/cheese, because they are immune to the slightest hint of the smell of an micdonolds cheeseburger.
Gross, Mary! Why didn’t you at least wipe that thing, it smells like a sloppy slutburger with cheese ... how many guys did you fuck last night???!!!
by BeanTownBeanery January 30, 2021
Get the sloppy slutburger with cheese mug.Noun: Double cuntburger with cheese: is the same as the regular cuntburger with cheese, except that it’s two females on the same menstruation cycle, and they’re both plagued with yeast infections at the same time. Sometimes it can also be ‘mother and daughter’ situations, because the daughter is still living with her mother.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
Usage: “Like mother, like daughter,” the vile attributes come pouring out and clearly defining them as a double cuntburger with cheese.
by BeanTownBeanery March 17, 2021
Get the Double cuntburger with cheese mug.The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013
Get the Ass Smear mug.Butt nougat: a two-toned colour of turd, usually dark brown turd mixed with light brown crap. It resembles the appearance of the sweet, sugary, chocolatey substance found in a Snickers bar.
“Man, almost shit my pants getting to the toilet... because, someone left some butt nougat on the seat.”
by BeanTownBeanery May 8, 2020
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