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Cheddar foot/feet: a condition whereas, a person’s foot or feet, smell like rotten cheese and when rubbed against a course surface, leave a trail of dead foot... giving the appearance of fresh parmigian cheese.
Everywhere she walked, she left a trail of cheddar foot. She should cover up her cheddar feet, and not wear sandals,
by BeanTownBeanery June 19, 2019
Get the cheddar foot mug.Butt nougat: a two-toned colour of turd, usually dark brown turd mixed with light brown crap. It resembles the appearance of the sweet, sugary, chocolatey substance found in a Snickers bar.
“Man, almost shit my pants getting to the toilet... because, someone left some butt nougat on the seat.”
by BeanTownBeanery May 8, 2020
Get the butt nougat mug.The residue left behind, after sitting one's ass on a toilet seat... It is usually composed of body sweat, pubic hairs or other body secretions.
by BeanTownBeanery September 8, 2013
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noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
Jizzm Jocky
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
noun : a cum hungry man or woman. Typically stereotyped due to the blatant display of needing jizz or cum in their mouths, tasting it and playing with in their mouths, before they do anything effectively.
Example : “A true Jizzm Jocky can never get enough cum, into her/his own body.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
Get the Jizzm Jocky mug.Jizz Jew: noun, : a man or woman who is a jizz Jocky but secretly wants to hoard cum through meat injection and for the purposes of ingestion or anally meat injected or vaginal meat injection. Jizz Jewism is treatable and treatment can be scheduled. “It is an illness and treatment is available for Jizz Jews.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
In the same manner in which a real turkey is basted. You dip the baster into the back end of the turkey as a starting point and draw up the rich, warm broth. And then you pull out the baster and you spread the brothy, gravy-like liberally over the turkey. This process is repeated dozens of times until satisfaction is achieved by the hands holding the baster. So the woman is belly-down, on all fours, is wearing white ankle socks, and has to have her legs crossed and back is arched and she typically would have a small piece of fruit in her mouth the whole time. The act of: As men as two dozen men gather around the woman (as described above) and by fuck’n her in the ass and Masterbating until each man sprays his wad all over her body
“I’m waiting to see if Kim Kardashian leaks a video of Kim getting a turkey basted for herself and sister.”
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
Get the turkey basted mug.Jizz monkey: 1. a person who is so addicted to having their mouth filled with cum, that if… that person doesn’t get their jizz fix, they go ape-shit! Hence, jizz monkey is a very miserable person,
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
2. the bitchiness that stems from being a jizz monkey
3. a condition of not getting the required amount of jizz consumed per day, week, month, etc.
4. an unhappy person (usually a female) person addicted to cum in their own mouth.
by BeanTownBeanery December 25, 2021
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