When someone is tired of only seeing words online and wants to see the person behind the computer.
Stud88: "Hey girl, I'd like to take this chat up a notch..."
SexyWon: "Oh yeah, what did you have in mind?"
Stud88: "I want to see what's behind that keyboard... Let's stop typing and start skyping!"
SexyWon: "Ooohhh baby, let's!"
An expression that means for players or team-members within a gaming lobby (most often in a voice-chat) to stop messing around/wasting time and to start the queue to get into a game.
Person 1: "Bro I swear, Naz is the cringiest bitch I know. Why do we keep playing League of Legends with her-"
What you say to someone who should break off a relationship but feels hesitant to do so.
Sarah: I found out Dan cheated on me again.
Caroline: You should break up with him.
Sarah: I know, but I don't want to leave him. He told me he loves me and that he won't do it again.
Caroline: He's a total scum bag. And you're only sticking around for sex. You need to stop getting under him and start getting over him.
Most commonly used by girls with overprotective boyfriends, this is an argumentative term to use when a girl finds herself being lectured (like a father would) by her boyfriend instead of being loved (like a boyfriend should.)
Boyfriend : I will not allow you to go out tonight and party, period, do you understand?
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!