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stone soup 

This is what you make when a friend in your group who has no other friends and no one even likes asks you to hang out with them and you do so out of pity. However, he/she is only tolerable if everyone else in your group comes over at the same time so the person gets placed in the background. This is reminiscent of a children's story of the same name in which something inedible (stone soup) becomes tolerable if everyone chips in.
"Susan asked me to hang out with her on Friday night. Can you and Matt come over so I don't have to put up with her alone?"

"Yeah, we'll help you make some stone soup."
stone soup by rainbownights April 15, 2010

Stone Soup Essay 

Noun. The product of having rewritten minor parts of an essay in order to submit it another time.
How long did it take you to write that paper?
It was easy, I just wrote a stone soup essay of last week's homework.
Stone Soup Essay by fdoyle57 September 13, 2011

Stone Soup 

Gatis always has stone soup
Stone Soup by DeBaggio October 30, 2007

Stone Soup 

The soup you assembled using leftovers and cary-out because you are high and you don't want to prepare and cook anything new.
I had stone soup last night and totally cleaned out the fridge.
Stone Soup by Xonikz July 19, 2018

Stone Souped 

To be deceived, tricked or outwitted.

Based on the 1947 book "stone soup" by Marcia Brown. A group of hungry soldiers outwit a group of greedy villagers and trick them into preparing a feast for them.
I gave that homeless man money and later saw him driving away in a better car than mine, I totally got stone souped!

Stone souping 

The act of a man passing a kidney stone through his urethra into a wet vagina. Inspired by the children’s book, Stone Soup, by Jon J Muth.
“Instead of going to the doctor Raymond stone souped his wife”
“I’m gonna go stone souping later, wanna join?”
More from Urban Dictionary
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
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