Stoner Sex 

Slower Sex.

"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."

Stoner Sex by this is for chu. August 22, 2009

Indian Sex stone 

A ancient Indian artifact, common in South Alabama. The sex stone in other words is known as a fucking rock.

That there is a Indian sex stone, otherwise known as a fucking rock

Indian Sex stone by TheLegendarySexStone October 26, 2021

sex-stoned 

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

sex-stoned by chris July 16, 2008

sex stone 

Another fucking rock

1) God damn Jake there's another fucking sex stone.

sex stone by Arnoldhommer May 29, 2016

too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

too stoned to have sex by Katie May 7, 2005

stonerlexic

A dyslexic stoner

When a stoner can't wait until 4:20 to get high, so she waits until 4:02. She is stonerlexic

stonerlexic by KPAS August 23, 2015

Stonerexia 

A disorder only present among stoners, where they can only eat while high. Caused by the effects of THC on the mind.

"Dude, do you want to go eat?"

"Sure, but I gotta smoke first. I suffer from stonerexia"

Stonerexia by Jam King 1234 May 27, 2009