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sex-stoned 

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

sex-stoned by chris July 16, 2008
Words you can keep

too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.
Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

Indian Sex stone 

A ancient Indian artifact, common in South Alabama. The sex stone in other words is known as a fucking rock.
That there is a Indian sex stone, otherwise known as a fucking rock

sex stone 

1) God damn Jake there's another fucking sex stone.
sex stone by Arnoldhommer May 29, 2016

Stoner Sex 

"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."
Stoner Sex by this is for chu. August 22, 2009
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