sex-stoned 

The psychological and physiological state resulting from a long lovemaking session, often seen in women after multiple orgasms or a strenuous sexual workout.

The physical signs: drooping eyelids, slurred speech, silly grin, sexual flush around the neck and upper chest region, sweaty skin, exhaustion, beet-red thighs and buttocks, overworked sexual organs.

The phrase is derived from the common slang "stoned" for being under the influence of marijuana.

I am so sex-stoned, I'm gonna sleep like a baby!

or

Look at the sex-stone on you! You were insatiable! Wanna do it again?

or

I've got the munchies, I'm so sex-stoned!

sex-stoned by chris July 16, 2008

too stoned to have sex 

When you're so high you're too god damn lazy to have sex with someone who is laying right next to you in bed.

Man me and Caleb were so high we both just layed there and we wanted to fuck but we were too high.

too stoned to have sex by Katie May 7, 2005

Indian Sex stone 

A ancient Indian artifact, common in South Alabama. The sex stone in other words is known as a fucking rock.

That there is a Indian sex stone, otherwise known as a fucking rock

Indian Sex stone by TheLegendarySexStone October 26, 2021

sex stone 

Another fucking rock

1) God damn Jake there's another fucking sex stone.

sex stone by Arnoldhommer May 29, 2016

Stoner Sex 

Slower Sex.

"Dude, today I had Stoner Sex with this girl"

"What is stoner sex?"
"Sex, but really slow."

Stoner Sex by this is for chu. August 22, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020