Stonefly 

The professional environment alternative for "deadass".

Created when a user had an autocorrect snafu on Reddit. It was immediately understandable, regardless.

A while back the AMA changed the recommendations around tsh levels for people who have hypothyroidism. ...

Based on this they decided they were over treating mine and lowered by does on levothyroxine. I gained 50 lbs in a few months. I had to go from 1500 cals per day to 900 to get my weight under control. I stonefly believe that TSH has way more effect on weight than they say.

Stonefly by RamblingWoolysheep July 15, 2022

Stonely 

The act of smoking weed when you are lonely to achieve a high that will make the loneliness not so bad.

Paul's family and girlfriend were out of town and he was home all alone, he couldn't think of anything better to do so he smoked some herb weed and became very stonely. Everything was then OK.

Stonely by creativenate88 July 14, 2011

Stonely Impossible 

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.

"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"

Stonely Impossible by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

stonelytits 

When a female smokes weed or gets high by herself.

"have you smoked with caitlyn lately?"

"nah man, shes a stonelytits now.."

stonelytits by krisXLegit January 28, 2015

Stonedly 

stohnd-lee

To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).

Adverb
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.

Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."

2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".

Stonedly by Cowtocracy September 22, 2016

Stonerly 

Involving, but not limited to, the the actions partaken by one who has injested tetrahydracannibol via the Marijuana plant.

He lives in a stonerly manner.
Caroline would think Jamie lives a stonerly life.

Stonerly by Milestoner July 20, 2010

stonedly 

to be of the high variety.

We were in the movies, stonedly.

stonedly by thealaskanwithmadpassion May 8, 2011