3 definitions by Cowtocracy
Someone who is both "easy" and everyone has hooked up with but is also so ugly or nerdy no one would hook up with.
Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Often found in group settings such as highschool or summercamp. Whether or not Schrodinger's slut is actually promiscuous or not is irrelevant.
Jenny is in marching band. The entire wrestling team claims to have slept with her but none would ever admit to going out with her or ask her on a date. Jenny would be considered Schrodinger's slut.
by Cowtocracy December 10, 2020
Noun.
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Being groomed to hairless perfection before sex. Skin so silky smooth it's like a wet dolphin.
Ex. Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin
Judy shaved her legs, pits, and got a wax before her big date with mark. Judy is a hairless sex dolphin.
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
"Hey man, why are you taking so long in the shower?!"
"Got a big date tonight, gonna be a hairless sex dolphin"
"awh yeah, bro!"
by Cowtocracy October 29, 2015
stohnd-lee
To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).
To feel both stoned and lonely (for a specific person, for company, for a stoner bud, for your cat, etc).
Adverb
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.
Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."
2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".
1. After smoking a bowl alone, Lily stonedly watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
2. Dave sat staring stonedly at the other couples at the party, missing his partner.
Adjective
1. "How are you feeling, man?" "Pretty stonedly, that's why I called you."
2. "I shouldn't have gotten high alone, man. I'm so stonedly I'm considering calling a hooker!" "Stop calling me at work, Paul".
by Cowtocracy February 9, 2016