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Getting baked, yet again by himself, Ian became mad stonely.
Stonely by sixsixtysix September 25, 2020
When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.
Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.
Stonely by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021
When a person is stoned and lonely.
I sat there on the park bench smoking a j, watching the couples chatting and laughing, feeling stonely.
Stonely by Robotron3k December 17, 2022
Someone who smokes by themselves , a lonely smoker
What you been upto? Nothing, been Stonely AF come through and match me.
Stonely by Dsoul January 17, 2024

Stonely Impossible 

Something that is completly impossible for you to do while you are stoned.
"Dude my back was killin me, so I took a musl-ruraxser....huh..hmm, musr-rr-raxserer, waite dude, stop laughing, you know what I mean....Musl-rr-rr-raser, dude It's Stonley Impossible for me to say musl-rer-raxer"
Stonely Impossible by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

Stoney Vibes 

are the emotional signals of being kinda STONED a person gives out to those around them with their body language and social interactions. 🔥 STONEY VIBES MAN 💨✌️
🔥 Dr.Dre The Chronic and The Chronic 2001 have a Stoney Vibes feel to it!
🔥 I love the Stoney Vibes feel when I walk into a dispensary.
Stoney Vibes by ClassicRonnie June 3, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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