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Stonededed 

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it.
Dude, last night i was so stonededed, i don't even remember where the fuck we were...how much did we eat last night??
Stonededed by Robert Minondo January 11, 2009
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Stonededed 

The state of mind which occurs after smoking an excessive amount of Marijuana, To the point where vision is extremely blurry, keeping your eyes open is a chore, you hide under a blanket hoping 'they' cannot see you, and you cannot stop laughing, even if your life depended on it... It is acceptable to add 'ed's to the ending of 'stonededed' to show the multiplication in severity of actually how stoned you were.

Ex: Stonededededed- Retardedly Stoned.
Dude last night i was so stonededed... i don't even know where the hell we were!......do we have anymore food left over?
Stonededed by Robert Minondo February 8, 2008

Stonededness 

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness
Stonededness by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

stonedaddy 

A human who has a love for marijuana. Uses it on a daily basis.
Ricky Williams is a Stonedaddy
stonedaddy by EZ-E April 30, 2005

stoneded 

Past tense of stoned
I was stoneded yesterday.
stoneded by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009

stonedidid 

Being heavily drugged. Commonly from Marijuana. Normally refered to in the first person.
Jack, want another hit? No man, Iam stonedidid
stonedidid by Sam Sneed May 14, 2007

stondeder 

more stoned than stonded
shit man, last night bob hooked me up wit dat fire ass mid. my ass was stondeder all night!!!
stondeder by jeffro September 4, 2004
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