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stoneder 

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.
"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."
stoneder by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004
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adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been
Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.
stonedest by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010

Stoneversation 

A philosophical conversation between fellow Stoners that involve society's most controversial subjects. Usually produces a very efficient solution that no party can recall.
Mr. President, Erich and I had a "Stoneversation" about World Peace and we have a solution

What is it?

.......we forgot.........are you gonna eat that..sir?

StonedEmoMuffin

a muffin that has marijuana and an emo kids blood baked inside of it.
dude i baked some stonedemomuffins!

Stonedar 

Similar to how gay people can have a gaydar, and can sense when people they know/or are around are gay. The difference being, a stonedar is how stoners can sense when people smoke, or sometimes when people around them are high.
“Bro my stonedar just went off that guy is totally a stoner”
Stonedar by iamwalterwhite August 24, 2022

stoneded 

Past tense of stoned
I was stoneded yesterday.
stoneded by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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