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stoneded 

Past tense of stoned
I was stoneded yesterday.
stoneded by Ripped on Grammar March 3, 2009
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Stonehedge Chin 

A hairy untrimmed bearded chin that resembles a male human being's testicular sack. When shaved; it becomes a Peter chin.
Parker: Whoa, dude.. Put that shit away, man!

Kyle: What are you talking about? This is just me Stonehedge Chin!

Parker: Oh, damn.
Stonehedge Chin by Arkerpa October 18, 2010

stoneder 

Really fuckin high.

Smokey was tokin with Sarah and I, and first used this word, when Brooke woke up and fell out of the trunk.
"Damn dude, she's stoneder than i've ever seen anyone before."
stoneder by Mikael Draven June 25, 2004
adj. describing an action that reveals a smoker/stoner to be the most high they have ever been
Packing that bowl and then forgetting about it is the stonedest thing you've ever done.
stonedest by Apple Green Ganja October 28, 2010

Stonededness 

(n)-The state of mind of being high as balls
Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness
Stonededness by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

StonedEmoMuffin

a muffin that has marijuana and an emo kids blood baked inside of it.
dude i baked some stonedemomuffins!

Alaskan Stonehedge Cake 

When you jump someone, stone them to death, then feed their dead body to rabid cannibal midgets, then collect the midgets defication bake it into a cake and give it to that persons mother on her birthday
man1: the bitch didnt give me a blow job, so i decieded to make alaskan stonehedge cake out of that slut!

man2: youre hardcore man!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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