Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

Stone-wall Jackson by Wooley, mixmaster. April 27, 2009

Stone Wall Jackson 

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

Stone Wall Jackson by b ran jannsen May 22, 2008

Stonewall Jackson 

Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.

Jackson rose to prominence and earned his most famous nickname at the First Battle of Bull Run (also known as First Manassas) in July 1861. As the Confederate lines began to crumble under heavy Union assault, Jackson's brigade provided crucial reinforcements on Henry House Hill, demonstrating the discipline he instilled in his men. Brig. Gen. Barnard Elliott Bee, Jr., exhorted his own troops to re-form by shouting, "There is Jackson standing like a stone wall." That is how Jackson was named Stonewall Jackson

Stonewall Jackson by Jedi_Master June 18, 2008

Stonewall Jackson Middle School

A middle school located near Richmond, VA. Not the NICEST middle school...

In my opinion, Stonewall Jackson Middle School is run down, the roof leaks every 5 minutes, it smells, the food is gross, and I couldn't wait to get outta there! :D

Stonewall Jackson Middle School by Mismypseudonym July 25, 2011

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

A school where there is, indeed, a vast population of stoners, fake-emos, posers, and transfer kids. The transfer kids are the ones who do not want to go to the ghey schools that they should be going to (in Gainesville, Haymarket, Bristow, or Woodbridge), so they choose to enter the I.B. program. Also known as the "hardass program that might get you into a good college" program.
Stonewall is only good if you're in the IB program, because the regular classes are pathetically easy.

Kid 1: I go to Stonewall Jackson & I'm "emo"!
Kid 2: I'z go 2 da SJ n ah'm GANGSTAAA!
Kid 3: Tards. Stonewall Jackson high school in Northern Virginia is only good for the IB program. You're all going to end up working the corners for money while I'm attending college.

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia by CacapoopoopeepeeShire September 16, 2008

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia

One of the most pathetic places one could ever be at. It's full of kids who think they are emo, but whose biggest problem is their lame attempts at being posers. Then there are the posers who are so obvious. My favorites are the kids who dress in black with piercings and are supposed to be goth, but are really nice people if you get to know em... then the rich kids who wanna act poor so they don't get the crap kicked out of em. Half of the kids are stoners, the other half morons. I fit somewhere in there, but the again, so could you.

Person A: Where did you go to high school?
Person B: Stonewall
Person A: I'm sorry poser.

Stonewall jackson high school in Northern Virginia by Timber_c149 April 2, 2005

Stonewall Jackson 

When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.

John: I fingerbanged her, but when I went to give her the old 1-2, she was being a Stonewall Jackson.

Mike: Oh.

Stonewall Jackson by stumperfluff July 7, 2010