Thomas Jonathan "Stonewall" Jackson (January 21, 1824 – May 10, 1863) was a Confederate general during the American Civil War, and probably the most revered Confederate commander after General Robert E. Lee. His military career includes such famous exploits as the audacious Valley Campaign of 1862 and as a corps commander in the Army of Northern Virginia under Robert E. Lee. Confederate pickets accidentally shot him at the Battle of Chancellorsville on May 2, 1863, which the general survived, albeit with the loss of an arm to amputation. However, he died of complications of pneumonia eight days later.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.

When a girl sexually teases you but doesn't end up following through.

the act of finger slamming two girls at once while screaming STONEWALLLLLLLL!!!!! JACKSOOOOONNNNNN!!!! with both arms at full extension

to be so uncomfortable, your buttcheeks clench together so tight, that not even a crowbar can loosen them.