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Stoner-Wall 

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.
(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.
Stoner-Wall by Arnaudamous September 3, 2009
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Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

Stone Wall Jackson 

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.

Stoner wallow 

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.
Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".
Stoner wallow by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019

Stone Wall on Steroids 

Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.
It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.

Stone Wall 

1. A wall made of stone.

2. A not commonly known videogame character archetype that sacrifices offensive power for more defenses. In co-op based games, this character archetype will usually be the tank if not the mighty glacier directing hits and tanking them. Their damage output doesn't always have to be subpar but it could be limited by other factors such as range or mobility. (In short, he can't kill you but you can't kill him)
Example one:

Person 1: "Oh wow a stone wall!"
Person 2: "Yep It's made of stone"

Example Two
Person 1: *Throwing all of his attacks to kill the stone wall*
Stone Wall: "HAHA you'll never kill me I'm invincible !"
Person 1: "Well yes, but you don't have anything to fight back"
Stone Wall: "Oh"
Stone Wall by ninjaizauwsum September 20, 2020

stoned as a wall 

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.
By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...