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Stoner-Wall 

A point where a person or persons within a group get so stoned that they reach a silent standstill. (AND/OR) A collective ceasing of thought and or focus amoungst a group of stoners.
(Similar to a runner hitting a "brick wall" where everything goes silent and they completely loose focus and stop in a standstill state)

STONERS: (Random Talking)
1 minute later...
STONERS: (Silence)
2 minutes later...
STONER 1: Dude what were we talking about?
STONER 2: I don't know man, I think we hit a stoner-wall.
Stoner-Wall by Arnaudamous September 3, 2009
Words you can keep

Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."

Stone Wall Jackson 

When someone who knows there history and also smokes a lot of weed and has a square head.
Your dad looks like stone wall jackson.

Stoner wallow 

Stoner wallow is when a stoner is in the state of being broke and can not afford weed.
Jim: "Hey where is Alex"?
Mitch: "He's in his room having a stoner wallow".
Stoner wallow by ellasbubbles January 24, 2019

Stone Wall on Steroids 

Stone Wall on Steroids is the act of being in the way of ever new idea someone else proposes.
It is one thing to be against President Trump because my friend Jerry is a sore loser, it is quite another thing for Jerry to be a Stone Wall on Steroids on everything Trump does. He has lost all prospective on fair play.
Stone Wall on Steroids by deuniqued February 1, 2017

Stone Wall 

1. A wall made of stone.

2. A not commonly known videogame character archetype that sacrifices offensive power for more defenses. In co-op based games, this character archetype will usually be the tank if not the mighty glacier directing hits and tanking them. Their damage output doesn't always have to be subpar but it could be limited by other factors such as range or mobility. (In short, he can't kill you but you can't kill him)
Example one:

Person 1: "Oh wow a stone wall!"
Person 2: "Yep It's made of stone"

Example Two
Person 1: *Throwing all of his attacks to kill the stone wall*
Stone Wall: "HAHA you'll never kill me I'm invincible !"
Person 1: "Well yes, but you don't have anything to fight back"
Stone Wall: "Oh"
Stone Wall by ninjaizauwsum September 20, 2020

stoned as a wall 

Often used in northern hill sheep farming communities to express the feeling after inhaling the smoke from a lot of weed..

Comes (obviously) from a combination of stoned and stone wall.
By eck - sorry lass - I was as stoned as a wall last night...
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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