Stomp Rocket

A means of delivering a baby via a hefty stomp on the stomach. This results in the infant being propelled from the womb, much resembling a bloody rocket.

Upon hearing news of impregnating his Ukrainian hooker, Scott stomp rocketed the unborn fetus across the room.

Stomp Rocket by chris "the catcher" October 6, 2008

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Stomp Rocket

When a person is sack tapped while butt chugging a beer. The end result is ass coffee out of the blow hole.

Did you see when Caleb stomp rocketed Colby and Heather was covered in ass coffee.

Stomp Rocket by B Shank October 17, 2012

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Chinese Stomp Rocket

Piss in a bitch, than shit in her mouth, then jump on her stomach and see it shoot out!

Damn bro, I did the Chinese Stomp Rocket on Jessica last night. She went wild.

Chinese Stomp Rocket by anonymous September 27, 2020

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Rocket stomp

Breaking the nucleus on your fart so it gives a sense of added methane to the air.

Holy shit bro! You gave that one a fucking rocket stomp.

Rocket stomp by ToxicHog June 29, 2019

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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