stoichy

1.adj. Describes a cheapass bastard, especially with weed or alcohol.
2.adj. Describes a just plain dirty or loserly person.

"Goddamn, that Jake really is a stoichy bastard. He NEVER offers to share, even though we smoke him up all the time."

by BootlegBibles4Sale January 31, 2007

Stoichy

To describe something sticky, wet, odorous and often contagious

"Ah mate that wound of yours is stoichy"

"Teach me the ways of stoich-magnet" (How are you so sexy?")

"Who let of the stoich-grenade" (Example of when someone gives off a foul odor)

by Dogbon3r September 14, 2019

Stoichiometry

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.

Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.

by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

Stoich

Short for stoichiometry, the calculation of the quantities of reactants and products in a chemical reaction.

I did really bad on the stoich test.

by My name January 22, 2005

Stoichbag

a bag of stoich

Sean Mcstravick is a stoichbag

by joe January 20, 2004

stoichiometry

The reason that we ALL fail Chemistry......

A word usually fallowed by the phrase "you'll get it, your smart"

What the hell is stoichiometry

by DARKSHOCK June 3, 2010

stochy

looking high end, dressed with confidence, poised

She walked out of the dressing room looking stochy.

by jonstoch November 26, 2017