Stock slop

New products pushed by existing companies that add little to no value to humanity except to inflate their stock price temporarily.

Dude have you seen the new Apple Vision Pros?

Oh yeah dude that’s straight stock slop.

Stock slop by 23und45 February 9, 2026

slop stick

A mans cock after its been destroyed by that good throat

Damn ! She went straight exorcist on that dick

She fucked my head up , straight up slop sticked the fuck out of it, bitch got that fountain throat

Now it's my turn to see what that throat do

slop stick by Captain Save A Thot July 19, 2024

Sloppy Stock 

Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.

The wife had a yeast infection last week so we cooked up a little sloppy stock.

Sloppy Stock by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021

sloppy sock puppet 

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

sloppy sock puppet by dickweed69 October 11, 2014

Sloppy sock dock 

Where you take an uncircumcised penis and a circumcised penis and put the two tips together then pull the skin of the uncircumcised penis over the top of the circumcised penis and ejaculate at the same time.

Jim over there likes to sloppy sock dock all of his friends

Sloppy sock dock by LeapOfFaith69 July 30, 2016

Sloppy Stork 

The sexual act of two homosexual men sticking their penises in pickle juice. They then proceed to use pickles as gay dildos whilst they master bate to the Vlasic Pickle Stork mascot.

Damn, Jamal gave me the best sloppy stork last night.

Sloppy Stork by Pickled_Penids420 February 24, 2023