sloppy sock puppet

when you engage in protected sexual intercourse with a woman and when you ejaculate you turn the condom inside out and fist the shit out of her with the condom on your hand.

last night for my birthday

my girlfriend let me give her a sloppy sock puppet.

by dickweed69 October 12, 2014

Up Syndrome

Elaboration of the severity of the condition down syndrome

Up Syndrome: You got down syndrome so bad, you probably got up, left, and right syndrome too

by Dickweed69 August 23, 2010