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Stir shit 

The act of saying things about other people that could have heavy implications if they were true, but which however you can't prove
Boris to Francesca: Hey fran you spent a very long time in the meeting with jeremy today. What were you doing in the room
Francesca to Boris: Shut up Boris don't stir shit, you know i have a bf
Stir shit by Marakesh October 3, 2006
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stir shit 

To stir shit means to address some issue which will metaphorically smell less if you leave it alone. (There has to be an issue there to begin with.)
You had to mention that, didn't you. You just had to stir shit!
stir shit by gakuxest October 26, 2008

shit stir 

To delibritly cause trouble or an arguement by disagreeing with someone even though you think they are right.
John looks like he could do with good shit stir today.
shit stir by james chadima January 13, 2004

Shit Stir 

Meaning to cause trouble, disagreeing with someone, causing an argument.

Someone who likes to cause trouble, stir up arguments.
These problems would have been easily solved, but Sarah goes and shit stirs and makes a mountain out of a mole hill.
Shit Stir by The English Person October 6, 2008

stir fried shit 

Terrible, horrible, atrocious food. The worst tasting thing ever.
My mother-in-law's meatloaf tasted terriblelike stir fried shit.
stir fried shit by minkadelulu November 2, 2014

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. 

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".
Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

Shit so thick you could stir it with a stick 

When you’ve had a particularly hard day, and the problems are getting to you; a lot of problems.

Coined by R.E.M. in the song “Bad Day”.
“Dude, my day’s been so rough. I’ve got shit so thick you could stir it with a stick.”
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