A stinkywinkle is a type of jellyfish that likes to eat perrywinkles. During the summer months when Perrywinkles are abundant the Stinkywinkle can be found in large numbers close to shore. When hungry Stinkywinkles have been known to shoot up the bum hole in search of fresh Perrywinkles.
Warning - Stinkywinkle area. Wear tight swimming attire and wash yer bum well and before entering the water.
A condition that makes the dick really smelly. Often the result of untreated infection or unwashed genitals after masturbation, urination, or excess sweating.
Dude, you really need to shower after work. You got a serious case of stinkydink and I can smell you from here.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.