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stinkalink 

A big fat ham and cheese covered boner. Often may be caused by a short attention span.

A Ugly Piece of Shit, that smells like rotten do-do.
I fell asleep early so my friends turned my penis into a big fat stinkalink.

My family hates me so they call me stinkalink.
stinkalink by BIGSHITFACEBONER August 30, 2007

Stinkywinkle 

A stinkywinkle is a type of jellyfish that likes to eat perrywinkles. During the summer months when Perrywinkles are abundant the Stinkywinkle can be found in large numbers close to shore. When hungry Stinkywinkles have been known to shoot up the bum hole in search of fresh Perrywinkles.
Warning - Stinkywinkle area. Wear tight swimming attire and wash yer bum well and before entering the water.
Stinkywinkle by pjuk January 3, 2010

stinkstink 

A stinkstink is not specifically a bf or gf. It is just somebody you vibe with and has potential.
"that's your bf?"

"nah that's my stinkstink tho."
stinkstink by yeadatstati May 6, 2021

Stinkafunkatitus 

1.When you dont shower for days.
2.When you dont take care of your hygiene.
You will get stinkafunkatitus if you do not take a shower.
Stinkafunkatitus by TwixSag September 18, 2018
The stink that gets stuck all over your dink after you poke some dirty broad.
Your roommate: "Man, what's that God-awful stench?"

You: "Sorry dude, I need to wash off this stinkdink. I banged that dirty broad from apartment 6C last night."
stinkdink by Cardinal March 25, 2004

Stinkydink 

A condition that makes the dick really smelly. Often the result of untreated infection or unwashed genitals after masturbation, urination, or excess sweating.
Dude, you really need to shower after work. You got a serious case of stinkydink and I can smell you from here.
Stinkydink by Theolax March 19, 2013
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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