A Kernowwinkle is a Cornish person who usually spends the winters building websites and the summers hunting Stinkywinkles.
As we know stinkywinkles are frequently found near Perrywinkles which is unfortunate as Perrywinkles have very bad personal hygiene habits and smell bad.
As we know stinkywinkles are frequently found near Perrywinkles which is unfortunate as Perrywinkles have very bad personal hygiene habits and smell bad.
Kernowwinkles talking in the Harbourside Inn. >
After the pub lets go Stinkywinkle hunting but don't forget your gas masks coz there are bound to be Perrywinkles about too.
After the pub lets go Stinkywinkle hunting but don't forget your gas masks coz there are bound to be Perrywinkles about too.
by pjuk January 12, 2010
An Ausiwinkle is a very ugly, stinky creature that is found in Western Australia. Thought to be related to the yankywinkle in many ways it is very similar, E.G. uncouth, loud, completely uncultured and a pain in the arse most of the time. However unlike the yankywinkle that finds alcohol a poison, the ausiwinkle likes to give the impression of consuming vast amounts of alcohol usually while standing at their place of worship called the Barbie. As everything in Western Australia must be in bed by 9 pm the ausiwinkles ability to 'consume vast amounts of alcohol' is obviously impossible.
by pjuk January 27, 2010
A Perrytwinkle is a person who has a very small dick. He is also sometimes sets fire to his farts, this is possible as his balls are even smaller than his dick so don't get in the way, but they do however sometimes catch fire.
by pjuk January 03, 2010
An Itchywinkle is an ailment usually suffered by Kernowwinkles and is the result of spending too much time hunting for stinkywinkles.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
The best cure for an itchywinkle is to dip the afflicted member into a pint of beer, but NOT your own.
by pjuk January 17, 2010
A stinkywinkle is a type of jellyfish that likes to eat perrywinkles. During the summer months when Perrywinkles are abundant the Stinkywinkle can be found in large numbers close to shore. When hungry Stinkywinkles have been known to shoot up the bum hole in search of fresh Perrywinkles.
Warning - Stinkywinkle area. Wear tight swimming attire and wash yer bum well and before entering the water.
by pjuk January 03, 2010