Stingy Nut

When a chick isn't worth fucking; pull down her pants, bend her over, and jerk off all over her ass.

"I didn't feel like wasting my time with her, so I gave her a stingy nut."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

stinky nut

When your poop is very hard and bounces on the back of the toilet to then hit your nuts

Jim told me the other day when I was going to the bathroom that he got stinky nut

by NutsReal December 28, 2018

stinky nuts

A person that doesn't bathe regularly.

Jim is a stinky nuts. I don't think that guy has ever seen a shower.

by eddie January 13, 2004

stinky nuts

A mixed drink made up of:

- 5 oz Yukon Jack
- 5 oz Pepsi
- 2 oz Sprite

Mix the yukon and pepsi half and half, then add sprite, it is pretty sick, but it gets you drunk quick.

"Yum, stinky nuts are delicious"

by Whits December 28, 2005

Big stinky nutsack

When a man wearing the inside of his deceased grandmother's vagina as a hat fingerfucks Goofy Shithole's half-cousin's pet turtle. He then sucks off the turtle and cooks him in Cheeto dust to make a Big stinky. The man then castrates himself with a boxcutter and places the nutsack into the pan, therefore creating a Big stinky nutsack.

Bitch make me a big stinky nutsack. I wanna eat it. Please?

by realrealbananapeel February 22, 2025