Barney Stinson
That guy's awesome
Awesome!
He's so awesome!
He's so awesome!
Oh so awesome!
Awesome!

This isn't Barney Stinson singing this song
That would be really lame
Just one of the many admirers to
Think that guy's awesome
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Awesome awesome awesome...

He is from Awesometown...

Whenever I'm sad, I just stop being sad and be awesome instead!
True story. - Barney Stinson on being sad.

Barney Stinson by Just one of the many admirers March 2, 2009

barney stinson

two words for him awesome and legendary

Barney Stinson "suit up it going to be a legendary night"

barney stinson by sexybeastmimsmimsmimsmims August 11, 2009

R Fog Stinson

When you get wasted with love patel

“Hey what’d you eat for pregame”
“R fog stinson”

R Fog Stinson by Love Patel January 23, 2022

Stinson

Anything awesome, epic, or legendary. Based on the truly amazing character of Barney Stinson (played by Neil Patrick Harris) on the television show "How I Met Your Mother."

The most stinson part of my weekend was when all my friends and I got into the amusement park for free! We had the time of our lives.

Stinson by contortionistpepper June 9, 2010

Barney Stinson

Barney Stinson is a handsome and available Renaissance man best known for blowing up the blogosphere with www.barneysblog.com. Barney plays 83 different musical instruments, holds the record for the most weight ever calf-pressed, has flown a fighter jet around the world blindfolded, ranks first in the world in laser tag and good looks, invented that chariot thing for crippled dogs, and currently serves on the board of a Fortune 500 company, which is why he probably won't return your calls.

Praise For Barney Stinson - from the ladies:

''Stinson sure knows how to use his pen.'' -Lisa, Shared a Cab

''It's a little rough in the beginning, but once you see all the magnificence packed inside, you won't ever want to put it down.'' -Katie, Lost Tourist

''I'll be honest - I was a little worried when I saw the length, but don't worry - it'll grow on you.'' -Carolyn...Carol?, Met Outside Yoga

Barney Stinson by Koning Erik August 2, 2010

Stimson Middle School

this is a place that no one ever wants to be. we hv stupid tech classes that everyone sleeps thru. there are maybe 3 good teachers in this school. it is nicknamed stimshit for a reason. it’s the shittiest place and literally no one wants to go to this school. people are acc embarrassed to say we go to this school. get us tf out. mr. smith looks like buddy the elf. mr. sansotta looks like a guy who should work at raymor & flannigan. and mr. kellerman looks like Al from toy story. there are way too many teachers who look like thumbs here. and yes this shitty ass school can go bury itself in hell. gay ass school with fucking pervert teachers and they try and help kids with their mental health BUT THE SCHOOL IS CAUSING IT. kids here need to learn how to fucking walk and keep their mouths shut. i can’t think of one person here who is real. everyone is faker than barbie.

guy : what school do you go to?
girl : oh umm
guy : just tell me
girl : stimson middle school
guy : what’s that?

Stimson Middle School by i probably don’t like you March 10, 2019

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026