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Act of being stupid and ignorant, or acting like you are stupid and are ignorant
You are so stignat for ripping up your pay check
Stignat by Joe Goat June 28, 2019
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signature losses 

A fictional term first used by San Diego State University men's basketball fans in 2012 to describe their losses to Arizona and Syracuse.
Our signature losses are better than your teams best wins.
Yeah but at least we still have our signature losses.
signature losses by basketballfan January 19, 2013

Stagnating air 

When the vibe/mood/aura of a room/place seems uneasy and out of the ordinary, the air is heavy and something feels wrong. It commonly foreshadows that something terrible is about to happen.

The term was heavily popularized in 2017 when the game DDLC (Doki Doki Literature Club) was released, and one of the characters (Yuri) uses it.
“Stagnating air is common foreshadowing that something terrible is about to happen” -Yuri 2017

stignatious 

cocky, boastful or having a feeling of being better than someone else
1.

Alex: Hey Sky, look at how well i can juggle!

Sky: You're so stignatious

2.

Elizabeth: I'm just so good at everything I do
Adam: Soooo stignatious
stignatious by drehm August 31, 2013

Signature Watch 

A term created by a fella who wore his GOLDEN Cartier and called it "my new signature watch".

a signature watch can mean a lot of things, including but not limited to:
1- a watch you wear when you want to sign a document.

2- a watch you wear when you want to rock your Gucci dad shoes.

3- a watch to wear when you want to watch (no pun intended) your wife get pegged by the AD that gave you the signature watch.

4- a watch to wear when you want to massage your haemorrhoid.

And you can buy your own Signature watch at teddytheO'learydicksucker.com
Guy 1: look at this fella, he kinda looks like Majin Buu.
Guy 2: yeah, I heard he recently bought his GOLDEN Cartier signature watch.
Guy 3: lucky him, I wish I looked like Majin Buu and had my own signature GOLDEN Cartier!!!

Razcar signature

Performed by a Nascar fanatic, when one ejaculates on a woman's chest. There are two variations to the signature; cursive and manuscript. Cursive when the man straddles the babe who is laying down and finishes 89'ing her and blows the load on her chest. Manuscript is when the man is standing and the women is on her knees, holding her tits ready to be covered in jizz. Performing the Razcar signature often produces city wide fame, high fives from your buds, and unchecked curiosity from women.
Brady: "Hey Dustin, what did you do last night?"
Dustin: "Well I had my babeski over and gave her a Razcar signature she'll never forget!"
Brady: "Nice! Cursive or manuscript?"
Dustin: "Manuscript, she didn't even know what was coming at her!"

Tom: "I had this chicks shirt off last night so I whipped out "Mr. Ballpoint Pen" and gave her a creamy Razcar signature."
Razcar signature by Razcar May 17, 2010

ups signature 

When ups punches a hole in your box, especially a high ticket item or a box with a fragile sticker.
P1: Oh did you get your new guitar

P2: Yeah but when I got it they left a ups signature
ups signature by Niccck June 29, 2020
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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