(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche
Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.
This is a combination of a "stiff upper lip" attitude and stifling behaviour towards someone else. Making someone do something without giving them a choice (they are stiffing them of a choice!).
A school assigning pupils to do an extra curricular activity. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!) The pupil has no choice and has to commit time outside school hours to the activity. The school is therefore being stiffling.
A variation of the feeling of accomplishment, whereby the accomplished gets horny upon the accomplishment and gets an intense desire to masturbate and cry (of joy) at the same time.
A: Damn dude why you acting so weird?
B: *crying with a boner* It's cuz I just wrote a piece that won the Pulitzer prize. I feel like such a stiffcomplishment right now!
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought homealot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.