Stiffolis

(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche

Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.

by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006

Spifflish

Someone or something that is completely crazy that never stops being weird and wonderful.

Another word for nonsenseiopian

Oh my god, girl - you’re so spifflish it’s hilarious!

by miss_paige_turner June 3, 2018

sniffilis

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.

"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."

by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

stiffylicious

When you fantasize or visulize the erection of your guy or some other guy.

Marks tight long black boxers make him look stiffylicious.

See that guy over there I bet he could be so stiffylicious.

by laineegirl January 22, 2010

Sniffilis

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.

I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.

by DidaJ May 3, 2013

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Stiffles

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden

"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....

by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006