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Stiffolis 

(n.) A condition of the male reproductive organ that causes extreme pain when urinating, orgasming, or becoming erect. Caused by lack of soap on ones genitals for an extended period of time. Most often transmitted from females with infested genitals to males who are too intoxicated to make intelligent decisions. Only one cure is known, Chechnyan Deuche
Ray got his fuck on with that one bitch Reeta last night and is sure to have caught the stiffolis.
Stiffolis by Jerry Kurl November 7, 2006
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Spifflish 

Someone or something that is completely crazy that never stops being weird and wonderful.

Another word for nonsenseiopian
Oh my god, girl - you’re so spifflish it’s hilarious!

sniffilis 

catching a cold after hooking up with a random.
"oh my god tiffany! i think jason gave me sniffilis at the club last night. i hope holly doesnt find out."
sniffilis by tina muff eater. May 20, 2009

stiffylicious 

When you fantasize or visulize the erection of your guy or some other guy.
Marks tight long black boxers make him look stiffylicious.

See that guy over there I bet he could be so stiffylicious.
stiffylicious by laineegirl January 22, 2010

Sniffilis 

1. Always sniffing the mucus back into your nose.

2. When you have excess snot running out of your nose.
I shouldn't have made out with that chick with mono, she gave me sniffilis.
Sniffilis by DidaJ May 3, 2013

Scared Stiffless 

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.
Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.
Scared Stiffless by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Stiffles 

When a women (or man) gets cold and there nipples harden
"Jeez its getting cold in here"
"OMG YOU HAVE STIFFLES"
"Lick them"
ECT....
Stiffles by Jake-AUS November 9, 2006
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