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stickette 

To make your own stickette: Take a piece of wood, like a small sprig off a tree, paint a face with eyelashes and possibly hair, skirt is an option as well.
stickette by nerdettte April 27, 2009

Stingettes 

A college dance-team at Alabama State University out of Montgomery, Alabama. They are known also as being under a lengthy leadership of Elisa "Lisa" Porter. They are currently led by the most infamous Shakeidra Jones aka KeKe. The Stingettes are also known for many other well-known captains such as; Ty Q Harrell, Lauren Brown, Victoria Betts, Jordan Carter, Romisa Hill and Ashley Harris. These ladies are known for their 8 counts and 16 counts and are rivaled by many, but no need to discuss them. Some fans describe them as Sting Sting, Sting. Their co-band partners includes Honey Bee's, Ladies of Distinction and Marching Hornets.
Fan #1: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas Stingettes.
Fan #2: Who You Think Gon' Be Captain Next Year.
Fan #1: I Think Pagan or LaChanee.
Fan #2: Bitch I Think Asia Is.
Fan #1: We'll See; Kali Should Have Came Back Ugh.
Fan #2: I Know Right; But I Love Stingettes.
Stingettes by StingStingLife. October 13, 2013

Stickittodamaneosis 

Noun;
A rare blood disease that helps trick people into letting them audition for battle of the bands.

Coined by Dewy Finn under the pseudonym Mr. Shneebly

From the movie, School of Rock
Mr.S- They're terminal
Audition Judge- What do they have?
Mr.S- Uh, um, Stickittodamaneosis...
Stickittodamaneosis by mNm347 February 3, 2010
A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009

stickputer 

Any computer that has outlived its usefulness.
Dude, get rid of that 286 stickputer.
stickputer by Johnson, Jr. October 11, 2006

Stickectomy

The surgical process whereby a stick is removed from one's booty. Recommended for uptight patients unable to chillax. To be used only when primary treatment with medication (the chill pill) fails.
Did you hear about Bob?

Yeah, he was totally uptight. We tried meds first but ultimately he required a stickectomy. Good recovery though - now he's totally kickin it.
Stickectomy by Palsgraf January 6, 2008