Stalkette

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A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.

Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.

Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009

Words you can keep

stalkee

Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.

Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*

stalkee by Ilovestalkee!! January 23, 2009

Related Words

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stalkered

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

stalkered by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

Stalkered by GT allstar May 6, 2008

stalkee

a person that is getting stalked.

holy s**t i'm ridda's stalkee

stalkee by BiANCA BEE May 20, 2007

Statuette

A female statue, a statue of a woman.

That statuette totally has a nice rack.

Statuette by Obyiggi January 12, 2010

Stalkerfeed

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

Stalkerfeed by FaceStalker October 5, 2011

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026