Stalkette

A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.

Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?

Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.

Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?

Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.

Guy A: What are you gonna do?

Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.

Stalkette by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009

stalkee 

Someone who is being stalked by the stalker. Usually the person is hot. Sometimes used to replace the name of the person so they don't find out.

Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*

stalkee by Ilovestalkee!! January 23, 2009

stalkered 

To be intentionally wrecked out of a race by another player in an online racing game.

I was leading the race until I got stalkered.

stalkered by speedracer X May 2, 2008

Stalkered 

Being hunted down and hip-checked in an online racing game by someone who seeks vengeance. To be incapacitated by another racing opponent by means of them crashing into you intentionally.

Da Beaitch jacked me up! I got 'Stalkered' by dat SomBitch!

Stalkered by GT allstar May 6, 2008

stalkee 

a person that is getting stalked.

holy s**t i'm ridda's stalkee

stalkee by BiANCA BEE May 20, 2007

Statuette

A female statue, a statue of a woman.

That statuette totally has a nice rack.

Statuette by Obyiggi January 12, 2010

Stalkerfeed 

The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.

The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.

Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!

Stalkerfeed by FaceStalker October 5, 2011