A Stalkette is a young, female stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the phone, emailing, texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number.... twice! She knows my friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
by DallasDeckard May 17, 2009
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Taylor: OMG did you see Stalkee today?
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
Me: yessss omg he is soo hot!!
Taylor: I know!!
Stewie: Who's the Stalkee?
Me: umm no one... *Stalkee stands right behind me*
by Ilovestalkee!! January 23, 2009
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Get the Statuette mug.The newsfeed introduced to Facebook in the September 2011 update that lets you see every comment, like and post your friends make on Facebook.
The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
The term stalkerfeed arises from Facebook naming the feature the new 'livefeed' and the practice of facestalking which the feature now allows you to do from your homepage.
Bob: Bro, did you see that picture of Alisha that Simon commented on?
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
Connor: No, I'm not a facestalker.
Bob: You don't need to, just use the stalkerfeed!
by FaceStalker October 5, 2011
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