A Stalkette is a young, female
stalker. She is obsessively following you, writing letters, waiting outside your home, calling you on the
phone, emailing,
texting, relentlessly.
Guy A: Um... what is up with this broad who is following you around?
Guy B: Whew, it's my own little stalkette. This bitch is relentless, she won't leave me alone. She calls me at all hours, texts me constantly, I'm going
nuts.
Guy A: Dude, why don't you change your number?
Guy B: I HAVE changed my number....
twice! She knows my
friends and she sneaks and looks in their cell phones and gets my number.
Guy A: What are you gonna do?
Guy B: Get a second restraining order, I guess.
