Stickectomy

The surgical process whereby a stick is removed from one's booty. Recommended for uptight patients unable to chillax. To be used only when primary treatment with medication (the chill pill) fails.

Did you hear about Bob?

Yeah, he was totally uptight. We tried meds first but ultimately he required a stickectomy. Good recovery though - now he's totally kickin it.

Stickectomy by Palsgraf January 6, 2008