stick on

A fake dick you can stick on yourself

Jade put a stick on on and banged her girlfriend

stick on by Tasharxoxo October 28, 2013

stick on the ball 

To get one's ass in gear; take action

I've been putting off this project for too long now, I need to get my stick on the ball and get it done.

stick on the ball by hypenazer May 27, 2006

stick-on-balls 

1. artificical testicles.

"He's a pussy he has stick-on-balls!"

stick-on-balls by You know how this is May 5, 2005

Stick-On Vent 

The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.

It's quite simple:

1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!

Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.

Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.

An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.

...Look at that...
He put a Stick-On Vent on his fucking fuel door...

Stick-On Vent by The Municipality October 25, 2009

stick on the shelf 

A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf

I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself

stick on the shelf by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022

Keep your stick on the ice 

The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).

Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.

The meaning is twofold:

First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).

Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.

1.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.

Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.

2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.

Keep your stick on the ice by cash13 July 29, 2011

Cheese stick on the roof 

When you nut in her hair, and you let it dry, effectively gluing your dick to her hair

Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.

Cheese stick on the roof by Gadal613 June 15, 2018