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Stick-On Vent
The easiest and simplest way to look like a tool while driving in a car.
It's quite simple:
1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!
Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.
Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.
An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.
It's quite simple:
1: Buy a cheap car, preferally a Honda.
2: Purchace Stick-On Vents at your local fake bodyshop.
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!
Since they are affixed with a sticky-tape surface, you can easily place them haphazardly on your car with no regard to logic or form, placing vents where they would do no good -- even if they were real, and where no self-respecting engineer would even consider.
Nearly always seen on cars with more than 5 Puerto Rican Flags, Mismatched Color Body Panels, or a Temporary Spare tire (donut). AKA, a Piece of Shit on wheels.
An additinal requirement of this behavior states the the owner has an IQ below 65.
Stick-On Vent by The Municipality October 25, 2009
stick on the shelf
A woman's pokie, pipe, dildo, vibrator,and butt plugs, not usually seen by anyone because it's on the shelf
I don't like when a dirty ass bitch don't care about her health I don't like shit but that stick on the shelf that's it I don't like shit so I sticks to myself myself
stick on the shelf by Cal1foolya July 3, 2022
Keep your stick on the ice
The most basic and important piece of advice in hockey (and maybe even in life).
Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.
The meaning is twofold:
First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).
Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.
Also possibly the most repeated advice from coaches, often screamed in frustration when some knob misses an easy tip into a wide open net because his/her stick is nowhere near the ice, or the goalie lets in a soft five-hole goal for the same reason.
The meaning is twofold:
First, be ready for anything. Hockey is fast and the difference in a one-goal game could be the result of your stick placement (applies to everyone, goalies included).
Second, chill out; keep it simple. It can be easy to over-complicate things and to try too hard when you get into a slump. Don’t over-think it; just keep your stick on the ice and things will work themselves out.
1.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.
Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.
2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.
Phil Kessel: I haven’t scored a goal in like 52 games. I’m never gonna get out of this slump.
Ryan Smyth: Dude, you’re probably right, but don’t over-complicate things… Just keep your stick on the ice.
2.
Red Green: On behalf of myself and Harold and the whole gang up here at Possum Lodge, keep your stick on the ice.
Keep your stick on the ice by cash13 July 29, 2011
Cheese stick on the roof
Yo dude! Last night I was hitting and she didn’t want to swallow, so I hit her with a cheese stick on the roof.
Cheese stick on the roof by Gadal613 June 15, 2018
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
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