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sexghetti 

The act of making love up to aggressive intercourse on a bed completely covered in cooked spaghetti and bolognese sauce.
In the supermarket: 'Hey what sauce should we use for sexghetti tonight? ' Common response: 'nothing spicy like last time'
sexghetti by boysy October 3, 2017

Wet Speghetti

(refering to the penis) When a male becomes so heavily intoxicated that his penis is not able to become erect. The penis therefore resembles limp "wet speghetti".
A man has about 15 beers and convinces a young woman to come to his cadillac. They both take off their clothes and are ready to engage in sexual activity. However, the guy cannot seem to get his penis hard. The man suffered from Wet Speghetti.
Wet Speghetti by Phil Carr March 19, 2007

gorilla eating speghetti 

What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.
Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!

speghetti 

From the raysmithalinguis dialect meaning sex, to "hit that" get some, or a food reference to vaginas
Yo modee you gettin some speghetti?
speghetti by Tivo December 13, 2004

Stuwghettios 

A rich person of class that discovers rap music and trys to be ghetto. The person makes the word "ghetto" lose all meaning when they cover themselves with expensive jewels and drive around in fancy cars. They are known as: Stupid, Wannabee, Ghetto, spaghettios. Exposure to such Stuwghettios can result in bad rapping and an emabrrassment to the ghetto community.
The stuwghettios tried to get laid by the low class hookers from the bronx, their "ghettoness" was so embarrassing the hookers kicked them in the nuts and robbed them of everything. Welcome to the real ghetto.
Stuwghettios by Kristin Silva December 4, 2005

speghetti O's 

small mushrooms that look a little purple and make you trip your mind out.
Man those speghetti O's made me trip out of my mind last night!
speghetti O's by Jim February 9, 2004
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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