Curtis

The act of masturbating w/ aveeno lotion to blowjob sandwich. This mainly occurs late at night and early in the morning whatever has the least chance of getting caught.

"Can u please leave It's time for me to curtis!"

by asdfas May 27, 2006

afro tits

When the hair forms around the nipples causing it to look like an afro.

"Hey check out laurel she has some great afro tits."

by asdfas May 27, 2006

gorilla eating speghetti

What it looks like when a fat person gives birth to a little person.

Wow Curtis that looked like a Gorilla eating speghetti!!

by asdfas May 27, 2006