Tivo's definitions

cockspear

from the tricialuingis dialect meaning to ram a vagina with your hand on your penis

Dude he cockspeared that porno slut!!

by Tivo December 13, 2004

yeah no

a smooth way to tell someone fuck no

hey you wanna go to the clay aiken concert? yeah no

by Tivo December 13, 2004

coat rack

A woman who wears a burqa

Its awful how we try to impress our western ideology on Muslims, I mean, I think the coat rack look is really chic.

Bro bro bro, listen, no joke, after wiggin-out on shrooms at that Middle Eastern restaurant, I thought a bunch of COAT RACKS were following me around.

by tivo May 12, 2012

Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

by tivo May 26, 2012

wet at the center

doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?

you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center

by Tivo December 13, 2004

herpeface

From the tivolinguis phrase herpfac meaning he who has many pimples

Yo he need some proactive on his herpeface!

by Tivo December 13, 2004

speghetti

From the raysmithalinguis dialect meaning sex, to "hit that" get some, or a food reference to vaginas

Yo modee you gettin some speghetti?

by Tivo December 13, 2004