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a smooth way to tell someone fuck no
hey you wanna go to the clay aiken concert? yeah no
by Tivo December 13, 2004

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from the tricialuingis dialect meaning to ram a vagina with your hand on your penis
Dude he cockspeared that porno slut!!
by Tivo December 13, 2004

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"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.
Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.
by tivo February 29, 2012

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From the tivolinguis phrase herpfac meaning he who has many pimples
Yo he need some proactive on his herpeface!
by Tivo December 13, 2004

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A woman who wears a burqa
Its awful how we try to impress our western ideology on Muslims, I mean, I think the coat rack look is really chic.

Bro bro bro, listen, no joke, after wiggin-out on shrooms at that Middle Eastern restaurant, I thought a bunch of COAT RACKS were following me around.
by tivo February 25, 2012

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From the raysmithalinguis dialect meaning sex, to "hit that" get some, or a food reference to vaginas
Yo modee you gettin some speghetti?
by Tivo December 13, 2004

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doctors office. i have a weak bladder ok?
you know i cant hold it long and now im all wet at the center
by Tivo December 13, 2004

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