Stevemail

An email reply that might come from Steven Paul Jobs (aka Steve Jobs), CEO of Apple Inc. It is usually very short (5 words, tops), sometimes rispid, often followed by "Sent from my iPhone/iPad".

"So, honey, can we go to the prom together with my little sister and her emo boyfriend?"
"No.
Sent from my iPhone"
"Damn, boy! Another Stevemail from you and we're done!"
"Nice knowing you.
Sent from my iPad"

by HAL9999 November 28, 2010

SteveWillDoIt

A full-sender who can slam 2 liquor bottles in a matter of seconds. part of the Nelk crew.

Guy1: You heard of the SteveWillDoIt nigga?
Guy2: Ya he only full sends.

by Hemsey June 19, 2019

stupemail

the act of sending a stupid email on a work device over the course of a weekend.

I received a stupemail from Bert over the weekend

by Snuke Mouse November 1, 2020

steveballing

Similar to speedballing, steveballing is the simultaneous consumption of cocaine and steroids. Named after Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer.

Just watch the "Developers! Developers! Developers!" speech. That guy was steveballing hard.

by SpeedCoderDex November 22, 2010

Steveman

A strange being that usually lives in California, carries a glock, and fights autism daily.

"I thought I saw Steveman yesterday"
"No, that was my drunk neighbor"

by ShadowBuizel November 7, 2017

SteveWillDoIt

A fucking send God. Slams ronas for a living and fucking sends every day with the boys from Nelk, Kyle and Jesse.

SteveWillDoIt just fucking chugged a 1.75 liter bottle of Jack Daniels.

by Fireman Forehead October 17, 2019

stevemas

Any day where Steve Jobs or Apple announces a new product. Apple fanboys celebrate Stevemas by blogging their little hearts out and squee-ing about products; the rest of us roll our eyes and get on with our lives.

Holy shit, today is Stevemas! Apparently a new iPhone is coming out.

by spottedcat October 4, 2011