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Anyone who has contempt for another person soley due to race, religion, or creed. This person will usually make sick jokes about the rape of a young child, the killing of a disabled person, or just talk openly about his homosexual fantasies. He will go out of his way to prove to you that he truely is a douschbag.
"No man, sending the special ed class to the incineration room for a field trip would be terrible."
"No it wouldn't, it would be funny. Then we would finally be able to rid the school of those filthy retards."
"You're sick. Actually, you're Steveil."
Steveil by The King of Woodridge February 25, 2008

SteveWillDoIt 

A full-sender who can slam 2 liquor bottles in a matter of seconds. part of the Nelk crew.
Guy1: You heard of the SteveWillDoIt nigga?
Guy2: Ya he only full sends.
SteveWillDoIt by Hemsey June 19, 2019

steveless Tee 

A turtle neck or mock turtle neck with the sleeves cut off. The person wearing this tee typicaly has a phobia of anything (collar of a shirt) touching his neck. The sleeves are cut off it help cool the wearer do to the extra material in the neck area.
I saw steve wearing a steveless tee the other day under his uniform shirt.
steveless Tee by Teve-o August 15, 2010

Steveblocked 

When your friend Steve is trying to "Cock block" the potential hottie that you are trying to fornicate with. Other variations of the word include: steveblocking; which should be while the event is happening.
Aroun and Amir were trying to hit on two twin Russian swim suit models but then they were Steveblocked, needless to say they got no love.

SteveLogic 

SteveLogic is the logic of all logic that dosn't seem

to be classed as logical, but is still logic. SteveLogic

is usually affiliated with fixing the world issues that

are unlikely to happen. SteveLogic was created by a guy

named Steve who thought of what things would happen if

it were opposite.
Steve: If a human bit a zombie, would the zombie would turn

into a human. Therefore SteveLogic was created.
SteveLogic by Shioya Sanzo July 19, 2015

steveism 

steveism is a religion in which steve is god.
steveism is a brand new religion which is based around steve being the overall lord and messiah of the universe.
what or who steve is nobody knows, but what we do know is that if you stick to the laws of steveism, you will join steve in stevetopia, the most wonderful place EVVVA!
Dont delay, join today!!
and if you do join, you will receive a cup and pencil from your nearest steveopolsimo (the steve place of worship, yet to be created, so you aint gettin a cup or a pencil)
"my religion sucks"
"join steveism, its great"
"ok"
"here have a cup, and a pencil"
steveism by steve666 December 15, 2008

Steveland Creamer 

The act of jizzing into a scalding hot cup of tea and throwing it on one's significant other during sexual intercourse.
Enter Callum

Callum: Hey, how's it going?

Chardonnay: U fuckin' wot m8? I'll shank yer Nan out front Tesco. I'll fuk her up, u fuckin' CANT. I'll give 'er a steveland creamer.

Callum: . . .Oh, okay then. Good talk . . .
Steveland Creamer by Kaerindael December 18, 2014