A gay penguin who jerks off on peoples backs. He will hide in a corner and jump out from nowhere when you least expect it to happen, and jerk off onto a guys back. i.e. Justin. He also jerks off in the corner of smoking rooms. HE IS GAY.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'