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(Steve-deed)
When you're friends bail on you for no reason at all.
Max Brown was suppose to hang out with me tonight but he Steve D'd me!
Steve D'd by caitzplainandsimp October 2, 2010
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AntSports Steve'd 

When you jizz in your hand during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
AntSports Steve'd by CasDraW May 4, 2008

Antsports Steve'd 

When you jizz in your hand at climax during sex, then slap your partners face with it.

Also when you screw over your customers by never paying attention to the product you've created for them.
"That bitch was complaining about how quick I finished but I had pulled out and caught my wad - so I Antsports Steve'd her and she shut the hell up."

"Yea, then the commissioner added two Marc Bulgers and a playoff upgrade for the league during the final week. He totally Antsports Steve'd us."
Antsports Steve'd by CasDraW May 1, 2008
When a person or events conspire to create havok with your best laid plans. To ensure a dramatic failure with negative and often dire consequence.
Person 1: I was on my way to lunch yesterday when I got Steve'd!!

Person 2: Oh no, really?
Person 1: Yes way! I got a call on my phone, and not only did my lunch date cancel on me, but the prick made me turn around and come into a last minute meeting
Steve'd by Steve Danaher April 20, 2010

Steve'd yourself 

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.
Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."
Another word for PWND/OWND, BURNED, SERVED or any variations there of.

In reference to Steven Jobs and what they used to say when he would fire then out of anger back in 1997 when he rejoined apple.
"OW You kicked me in the nads!"
"YOU JUST GOT STEVE'D"
Steve'd by Mao January 1, 2008
When your best friend is helping his elderly father with chores in the harsh prairie winter and he asks you to keep his lonely farm wife company until he returns and you go over and fuck her.
Your best friend then proceeds to kill himself within the next hours, by going outside and freezing to death when he finds you in bed with his wife.
"Where's Paul?"
"Dead. I totally Steve'd his wife last week."
Steve'd by Jordie LaForge March 2, 2008
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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