by Mrjdhchshdbdhd April 22, 2022
Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣
by Steve the sause god April 16, 2019
by Queef Richardson October 22, 2020
by Jung Yeoka June 6, 2022
A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 8, 2022
✨Steve✨Is✨Pure✨
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
I praise Steve
Steve is my husbando
Minecraft Steve is the most brilliant being in gaming history
by Spud. May 20, 2021
THICC steve is tho most thiccest, most beautiful creature on this planet. Even tho he shaped like a cube, doesn’t mean he don’t got those dummy THICC thighs 😩
by kaysie February 20, 2020