by Mrjdhchshdbdhd April 21, 2022
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by my life stinks February 16, 2020
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by Steve the sause god April 16, 2019
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by Nioko January 20, 2022
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by Spud. May 19, 2021
Get the Minecraft Steve mug.A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?
by some guy in the internet January 7, 2022
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