A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen
Tiny dick fella with thicc blocky bitches on his sides while he throws his tiny throbbing dick on a wet zombie while a creeper licks up the cum but always remember no homo 👌👣
A block dude who's capable of punching a cubic meter of metal to unusable dust, has a pocket strong enough to carry multiple universes, has infinite lives(unless in hardcore), he's 6'2", he can choose what world he lives in, can puch planets to pieces, and yet he's unable to jump over a fence.
Minecraft Steve: I can destroy anything and can carry multiple universes in tiny wooden ba ox
me: and you can't even kill a sheep in one hit?