Stenli

The coolest person around. When "Stenli" enters the room all eyes are on him. Usually guys like "Stenli" are hanging around all the time with beautiful chicks. "Stenli" is an example for Bulgarian playboy.

Hey, look everybody, this is "Stenli"!

Oh my, i want to sleep with him so badly!

by ddDetoXxx1213 July 12, 2010

Scott Sterling

The Man. The Myth. The Legend

Scott Sterling's impeccable use of his face to block oncoming balls truly underscores his status as the man, the myth, the legend.

by KokoroAkechi June 25, 2016

stealing chromies

stealing nice valve caps off of cars

Damn dude I went all last night stealing chromies an got sum sick ones!

by NoWaYyOUhOE October 1, 2009

pen stealing

Scriptoclepto: a person who steals any writing utensil, such as pens/pencils/markers, from people, offices, restaurants etc. without remorse.

"You left Samantha alone in your office?! She's a scriptoclepto! Unless you lockdown your pen, don't expect your favorite one to be there."

"Pen stealing should be a crime; thank God it's not or I'd be in jail forever."

by Ben & Silence September 12, 2013

lemon stealing whores

whores that steal our lemons

person 1: i hope the lemon stealing whores don't steal any of our lemons.
person 2: yeah we should get insurance on our lemon tree.

person 1: if you were a lemon i'd put you on my shelf and cherish you.
person 2: *turns into lemon*

by The Lemon Stealing Whore April 12, 2014

Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer, AKA "Duchess", is all that is man. Not only is he the worlds best secret agent, but he is an accomplished cocksman. When he isn't saving the world or having sex with a beautiful women he is probably doing one of 11 things: Belittling his valet Woodhouse, telling Lana Cane to call Kenny Loggins because she's in the "Danger Zone", beating Pam with a dolphin, playing with an ocelot named Babou, referencing Bert Reynolds movies, attempting to include an air boat into his plans, using operational funds for personal expenses, drinking, saying "I swear to God I had something for this", buying turtlenecks, and answering his phone with the ringtone "MULATTO BUTTS!".

Man: Dude I just tapped this super hot chick and then threw her clothes out the window cause she couldn't poach me an egg.

Man#2: You totally just Sterling Archer'd her. Well done.

by The Danger Zone August 8, 2012

the Stennis way

to be thrust into a situation for which you are totally unequipped.

Originally from "Ernest Goes to Camp" - Counselor Stennis teaches the boys to swim by throwing them into the water and saying "You're going to learn to swim the Stennis way!"

Can be used to describe any sort of situation you're thrown into without preperation.

"my math teacher sucks - all he does is teach the Stennis way!"

by That's what she said February 12, 2007