Stenching 

Means farting

Dude I've had to poop so bad, I spent the last hour stenching.

Stenching by lockenload23 January 4, 2017

Sleeching 

Watching television in an extremely sleepy state of being.

Michael was sleeching on the sofa when I last saw him.

Sleeching by SpitFire4Truth December 10, 2018

Stoaching 

Absolutely disgusting/dirty/smelly to an unrivaled extent.

Greig: Oh my god what is that smell?
Dom: Sorry man, I haven't showered in a week..
Greig: Stoaching!

Stoaching by Cupán Tae October 7, 2017

Social 'Dick'stancing 

Sending unsolicited dick pics during Covid-19 quarantine.

"Why did he send you a dick pic?"
"He's under quarantine so we're social 'dick'stancing."
"Ah. Not bad, let me see that..."

Social 'Dick'stancing by KayYo21 March 21, 2020

Sclenching 

The act of holding in a fart you’re about to expel, in order to avoid obvious and general embarrassment. Usually they still squeeze out but with no sound and not as deadly.

Guy1: “omg last night with my gf I was holding in the biggest bomb when we were making out.”
Guy2: “you should have dropped that shit Hiroshima style.”
Guy1: “dude I like this girl, trust me I was sclenching mad… as soon as she left though my room smelt like Indian food cooking over burning hair with some garbage on top.”

Sclenching by HarveysPimp September 25, 2005

staching 

the practice of eating pistachios

yeah man, i picked up a pound on tuesday and i've been stachin' hard ever since

staching by thewebguy March 7, 2005

stenchilada

ancient and mysterious item found wrapped up in the back of the refrigerator

Scooter: What's this I found behind the leftover tuna casserole?
Tooter: Don't open that stenchilada; just throw it out.

stenchilada by s. sickman September 7, 2006