steiger

Is a german word meaning f*cker, deriving from steiger which means 'to mount'. Many germans do not use this word, and due to it's profanity will not admit it exists.

I can't believe he was being such a little steiger tonight

or

what a pig steiger

by xpertextroadonaire July 3, 2008

Steiger Paradox

In the board game Monopoly when you are at jail and try to get the free parking but missing it. You end up landing on go to jail sending you to the beginning of the process. This will continue until you eventually hit free parking getting all the money in the pot.

Anton- YES!!! I finally got free parking $800 from the pot coming my way!
Dave- Dam bro it took 3 tries but yeah you got it.
Mitch- what ever dude I don't care, but ive never seen some roll the exact same 2 rolls THREE TIMES!!!
Dave-We should call this something. How about the Steiger Paradox.
Anton- Haha perfect sounds suitable.

by The lil nazi bear that could February 25, 2011

steiger garção

The Steiger Garção are generally very good looking people. They are also very enthusiastic and are know for pleasing their female partners in an unimaginable way. Dispute naturally short people, it never stopped them from reaching the top

Oh my god! I was with a Steiger Garção last night and I can barely stand straight

by Querido Caetas February 22, 2017

Nicolas Steiger

A type of guy, who is often described as a sex god. He can pleasure a woman just with his eyes. It is said that once, he penetrated 41 women at once. His cock is similar to an elephant penis and his jizz has the ability to magically heal diseases and injuries.

"What was that? I got an orgasm just looking in his eyes!"

"Oh yeah of course he is elephant-cock Nicolas Steiger!"

by BigDickNickChick November 22, 2017

Steiner Math

You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Samoa Joe and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another wrestler, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way at Sacrifice, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!
So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sacrifice. See Joe, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

I did Steiner Math and believe it or not, they spell disaster for you at Sacrifice.

Wow, who knew?

by Scottathan Steiner February 5, 2021

reading steiner

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018

Steigered

When ones level of intoxication becomes so great they not only lose cognitive function but also their ability to stand up and control their limbs

Man, he was so steigered last night I thought we were going to have to take him to the hospital!

by Mactruck56 January 12, 2015