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an unemployed, poor and mentally ill closet homosexual who hopes to serve a burger and fries to Damien one day
I need to order a burger and fries... time to call SteelFoil!
SteelFoil by EyeSawEwe September 2, 2022

steelville 

The crappiest place in the world to live. Overrun by hillbillies and hicks, the social classes are nearly flipped here. Farmers have more prestige than intellectuals.
Steelville
steelville by Steelville Citezen September 9, 2010

Steeleville 

Village of 2,078 people in Southern Illinois's Randolph County. It is 1 square mile. The town is majority Conservative German Lutherans. They are the perfect size. Just big enough 2 have everything u need. But small enough that u can walk 2 anywhere in town from anywhere in town even in incliment weather. Founded in 1806. Their motto is "The Biggest Little City In Southern Illinois". The city has no radio or TV channels. The closest radio channel is 1230 Sparta, Illinois (Classic Country). The 3 closest TV channels are Channel 8 Carbondale, Illinois (PBS) / Channel 12 Cape Girardeau, Missouri (CBS) / Channel 23 Cape Girardeau, Missouri (FOX).
Steeleville, Illinois is on Route 4 and 150. Routes 4 and 150 are merged in Steeleville cause Steeleville is WAYY 2 small 2 have them both go thru the village. The next town 2 the west is Bremen, Illinois (8 miles). The next town 2 the east is Percy, Illinois (3 miles).

steelwool 

Long continuous shaving of steel, iron or copper that is wrapped up in balls and sold in hardware stores.

Used for scrubbing, cleaning and buffing just about anything, they are avaliable in different thickness from super-coarse for scrubbing pots to ultra-fine for buffing balsa wood.

The ultra-fine stuff can bet set on fire with a nine-volt battery for cool firey and smokey effects. See wooley rocket.
Steelwool is very useful for electrically lighting fuses from a safe distance.

Steelville Missouri 

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool
Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week

steelfist badass 

i be steelfist badass