Urban Dictionary: Definitions by EyeSawEwe

BaldMed

You can see his bald head from outer space. He wishes all men were gay like him.

BaldMed by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

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a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

NoodleCuckkk by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

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A homosexual cuck who works in a tiny Turkish village shop. Has the mental capacity of a walnut.

Oh dear, there's an 0merTur1n!

0merTur1n by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

A 21-year-old woman who made sexual advances towards Damien but got rejected.

Wow there goes naatti

Naatti by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

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The angriest trans unicorn in the universe who fails to understand that replacing o with 0 is n0t c00l

There is UrSuperZero

UrSuperZero by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

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A bush-dwelling virgin so desperate for sex that he begs the women who reject him 24/7 online.

Oh no there's another Bas1l.

Bas1l by EyeSawEwe September 11, 2022

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A man with a far higher level of intelligence than most. Great to have a chat with!

You've got to love chatting with AphorismForest eh.

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