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Steeleville 

Village of 2,078 people in Southern Illinois's Randolph County. It is 1 square mile. The town is majority Conservative German Lutherans. They are the perfect size. Just big enough 2 have everything u need. But small enough that u can walk 2 anywhere in town from anywhere in town even in incliment weather. Founded in 1806. Their motto is "The Biggest Little City In Southern Illinois". The city has no radio or TV channels. The closest radio channel is 1230 Sparta, Illinois (Classic Country). The 3 closest TV channels are Channel 8 Carbondale, Illinois (PBS) / Channel 12 Cape Girardeau, Missouri (CBS) / Channel 23 Cape Girardeau, Missouri (FOX).
Steeleville, Illinois is on Route 4 and 150. Routes 4 and 150 are merged in Steeleville cause Steeleville is WAYY 2 small 2 have them both go thru the village. The next town 2 the west is Bremen, Illinois (8 miles). The next town 2 the east is Percy, Illinois (3 miles).
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Steeleville 

A small town in the middle of nowhere where a city is a place with a tiny super walmart. Typically has people that never come or go, where a trip an hour away is a vacation, and will not see the "outside world"
Man, i think we just passed through a steeleville back there!
Look at this steeleville! How can anyone live here?!
Steeleville by Nikkinick February 16, 2009

steelville 

The crappiest place in the world to live. Overrun by hillbillies and hicks, the social classes are nearly flipped here. Farmers have more prestige than intellectuals.
Steelville
steelville by Steelville Citezen September 9, 2010

Steelville Missouri 

We have a lot tourists we’re the floating capital of the U.S. and our school pretty cool
Chris:are you from steelville Missouri

Parker:yeah why?
Chris:your lady cardinals kicked our ass in basketball last week